The price of beauty.

New shoes for a full day in clinic on my feet. Ouch.

Worst idea ever.

On the road

Asian woman driving while stuffing her face with a hamburger. Enough said.

Worst idea ever.

Romper Madness

Ew. Didn't you look in the mirror before you left the house/hotel room?? Nobody wants to see your business sashay-ing all over Disneyland.

Worst Idea Ever

Marshmellow Madness

Folks do not try this at home. A person with horrible spatial awareness + brand new marshmellows + a game to catch said marshmellows in the mouth = see image.

You are not Jesus.

So no, you cannot get away with going barefoot around town. Do you have any idea what is on that ground!? Ugh someone needs a hand sanitizer foot bath stat.

REALLY bad idea.

Tennis ball torture

This is our dog Grace being tortured by "bobbing for tennis balls" at a local SPCA sponsored evet, "Barktoberfest". Really I don't find this to be a fun game at all. Our poor dog jumped right into the pools of balls and was overwhelmed by all of these beautiful new tennis balls. She couldn't even pick one up for several minutes...essentially failing the game altogether.

Watching idiotic human beings bob their heads into buckets of water for apples is one thing...but torturing poor dogs with "bobbing for tennis balls" is just plain wrong. :)

Seriously, whose idea was this? Hehe.

Doggy disaster

I really have no comment on this one. It's pretty obvious that this is the WORST IDEA EVER.

Dangling Delights

Driving on the freeway today I pulled behind a car and took a double-take of the rear bumper. Is that what I think it is? Yes, yes Amber, those are balls hanging from that man's car. Honestly this little message did not say "manly, macho" to me... instead it said "I have low self esteem and the need to display my genitalia to the world in order to solidify my manliness." God I sure hope it helps YOU sleep at night man, cause I will be having nightmares.

Worst Idea Ever.

Vomit-Inducing

I know we already have one like this.... but this might just be worse. This HOrrendous house was accessorized with the sign "Home of a Cowboy" over the garage. Heaven help us.

WORST IDEA EVER!!

Nap time?

Pretty sure that taking a nap at 11am in the resident workroom is not what 3rd year med students are supposed to be doing.

Worst idea ever.

Missing Faxes anyone??

So I was working in the clinic at the Cancer Center today, and the doctor I was working with was waiting for a fax that she had requested be sent twice already because we hadn't received it. We searched all around the fax machine on nearby desks, etc. and she had resigned her self to calling the other hospital to resend the fax AGAIN.

An office worker saw our desperation and mentioned that every once in a while a paper slips behind the file cabinet that the fax machine was sitting on. I reached my head over, and what do you know, there was about 50 sheets of paper that had slid down from the fax machine! We had to pull the entire file cabinet out and I picked up all the papers! (I am the med student so I get to do the useful jobs like that!) :) And while I was collecting all these faxes (which were all important and much needed at one point!), I found the piece of the fax machine that is supposed to catch all the papers that feed out of the fax machine....behind the file cabinet is a REALLY good place for it.

This picture shows the file cabinet pulled out, and you can see the fax machine sitting on the edge, and all the pieces of paper on the floor behind the file cabinet...

Seriously, worst idea ever.

Oh, and p.s. to put the cherry on the sundae, another nurse walked by once I had cleaned up this mess (that had absolutely nothing to do with me...but I still cleaned it up), and she told us that she had the fax that the doctor was looking for on her desk. She had generously picked it up off the fax machine quite a while ago. Seriously.....

Baby diarrhea

Seriously...who paints their house the color of baby diarrhea? This is two houses down from ours...and NO, it wasn't painted in the 80s. They JUST repainted it to this color.

Worst idea ever.

Incompetant Rollerblading

I think certain people are not meant to do certain things. Example: Amber rollerblading. While rollerblading early this morning with Ash and Gracie running ahead, Amber found herself traveling too quickly downhill. In attempt to slow down, she braked, right over crack in the sidewalk. The result: a face full of cobwebby bushes. Thank GOODNESS the person who lives at that house was coming out of her house at that exact moment and saw the whole situation unravel.

Perhaps it isn't quite noticeable in this picture, but there is a dent in those bushes.


WORST IDEA EVER.