homeless?

I saw this a few months ago on my way back from the gym. This was taken on Sunrise Ave a block or so before hwy 50. This guy is standing on the corner holding a sign asking for money. Oh, and his pants are barely staying up, he has no shirt on, and he's holding his cigarette in the hand hiding behind his back. I was so appalled. Seriously, who would give this guy money? I do not feel sorry for him. Worst idea ever.

Yummy Bacteria

Haven't posted in awhile... but something happened on Friday that has inspired me to take up blogging again.

Ash and I were out Friday night on our way to Gunthers (amazing ice cream joint in Sac). We were stopped at a light on Broadway (scary!) and waiting at the corner to cross the street were a man, woman, and boy in his teens. They were all.. grungy... to put it lightly. As I watch with detached interest, the boy begins rubbing his hands all over the "no right turn" sign hanging on the street pole. My interest becomes slightly more peaked. As I watch, right before my eyes, the boy proceeds to LICK his entire hand, the one that had been rubbed all up on the dirty nasty street sign.

Consider my craving for ice cream almost obliterated. Almost.

The price of beauty.

New shoes for a full day in clinic on my feet. Ouch.

Worst idea ever.

On the road

Asian woman driving while stuffing her face with a hamburger. Enough said.

Worst idea ever.

Romper Madness

Ew. Didn't you look in the mirror before you left the house/hotel room?? Nobody wants to see your business sashay-ing all over Disneyland.

Worst Idea Ever

Marshmellow Madness

Folks do not try this at home. A person with horrible spatial awareness + brand new marshmellows + a game to catch said marshmellows in the mouth = see image.

You are not Jesus.

So no, you cannot get away with going barefoot around town. Do you have any idea what is on that ground!? Ugh someone needs a hand sanitizer foot bath stat.

REALLY bad idea.