The price of beauty.

New shoes for a full day in clinic on my feet. Ouch.

Worst idea ever.

On the road

Asian woman driving while stuffing her face with a hamburger. Enough said.

Worst idea ever.

Romper Madness

Ew. Didn't you look in the mirror before you left the house/hotel room?? Nobody wants to see your business sashay-ing all over Disneyland.

Worst Idea Ever

Marshmellow Madness

Folks do not try this at home. A person with horrible spatial awareness + brand new marshmellows + a game to catch said marshmellows in the mouth = see image.

You are not Jesus.

So no, you cannot get away with going barefoot around town. Do you have any idea what is on that ground!? Ugh someone needs a hand sanitizer foot bath stat.

REALLY bad idea.

Tennis ball torture

This is our dog Grace being tortured by "bobbing for tennis balls" at a local SPCA sponsored evet, "Barktoberfest". Really I don't find this to be a fun game at all. Our poor dog jumped right into the pools of balls and was overwhelmed by all of these beautiful new tennis balls. She couldn't even pick one up for several minutes...essentially failing the game altogether.

Watching idiotic human beings bob their heads into buckets of water for apples is one thing...but torturing poor dogs with "bobbing for tennis balls" is just plain wrong. :)

Seriously, whose idea was this? Hehe.

Doggy disaster

I really have no comment on this one. It's pretty obvious that this is the WORST IDEA EVER.

Dangling Delights

Driving on the freeway today I pulled behind a car and took a double-take of the rear bumper. Is that what I think it is? Yes, yes Amber, those are balls hanging from that man's car. Honestly this little message did not say "manly, macho" to me... instead it said "I have low self esteem and the need to display my genitalia to the world in order to solidify my manliness." God I sure hope it helps YOU sleep at night man, cause I will be having nightmares.

Worst Idea Ever.